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[Jul. 15th, 2007|09:40 am] |
I just bought a brand spankin' new car! It's completely mine! In my name only! I'm totally a grown up now.
Beh, bitches!
I love you. Do you love me? Please, please! (I want to hold you.)
Yeah...I can't wait for my real job to start. September needs to get its ass here quicker.
I'd like to give a shout out to Blake Clancy, who is reading this from home right now. Heh Blake! |
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| Pole Dancin' 101 |
[Jun. 13th, 2007|04:40 pm] |
Oprah taught me how to be a stripper today. It's like she knew I needed a job. Me and Oprah. So right here sometimes. It's scary. My sexpot is released. Baby. |
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| Man, I like posting song lyrics... |
[May. 22nd, 2007|10:17 pm] |
This one just speaks to my heart, guys. I think you can see why.
PAULA ABDUL
"Straight Up"
Lost in a dream
Don't know which way to go
If you are all that you seem
Then baby I'm movin' way too slow
I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door
How about some information--please
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh
Or am I caught in a hit and run
Straight up now tell me
Is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh
Are you just having fun
Time's standing still
Waiting for some small clue
I keep getting chills
When I think your love is true
I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door
How about some information--please
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh
Or am I caught in a hit and run
Straight up now tell me
Is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh
Are you just having fun
You are so hard to read
You play hide and seek
With your true intentions
If you're only playing games
I'll just have to say--bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
Do do you love me
Do do you love me
Do do you love me
Do do you love me ?
I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door
Are you more than hot for me
Or am I a page in your history-book
I don't mean to make demands
But the word and the deed go hand in hand
How about some information--please
{Chorus cont.}
I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door
Are you more than hot for me
Or am I a page in your history-book
I don't mean to make demands
But the word and the deed go hand in hand
How about some information--please |
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[May. 11th, 2007|01:11 am] |
I got my master's degree today and I really can't believe it's all over. I've worked hard for this...it's nice. Cum Laude baby! How appropriate....I met a lot of great people along the way and I'm pretty sad we'll all be going our separate ways. I'm looking forward to what's to come though. I got the job I wanted...even though it's in Columbia and not Greenville. Still- I couldn't ask for a better firm to work for. I have a great boyfriend. My dog's cool. My friends are still here. They're cool. I'm happy. Straight up.
Let me leave you with some lyrics:
Listen to your heart
when he's calling for you.
Listen to your heart
there's nothing else you can do.
I don't know where you're going
and I don't know why,
but listen to your heart
before you tell him goodbye.
What else is there to say? Things are awesome. The end. |
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[Mar. 1st, 2007|03:53 pm] |
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Tomorrow is the 5 year anniversary of the loss of my virginity. Celebrate accordingly. |
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| Indisputable! |
[Jan. 5th, 2007|09:25 pm] |
This one goes out to my new, hot, big and black boyfriend, Douglas. Happy New Year, Bubbles!
Tim and I just got back from mostly sunny Tampa where we watched the Nittany Lions of the Pennsylvania State University destroy the fags from Tennessee. We rocked their top....or something. It was fun and we had great seats. Yeah Outback Bowl. Yeah New Year.
Speaking of which- my favorite moments of 2006:
Tim!, Being 22, Matthew's party, Cruise-a-palooza, Beamer!, a bachelor's degree, lots of little trips, moving back to Columbia, Taryn G. coming home after such a long time away, every single second with my boo, losing my virginity, first semester of grad school (as much as I bitched- it had it's moments), two boxes of clementines, growing 3 inches taller, losing at trivia, growing a third boob, a sweet camera and last, but not least- losing my virginity.
I'm excited about how awesome 2007 is going to be. So far, it's living up to my high expectations and is already way better than 2006.
Sorry to cut this short, but I need to go look up USC's football schedule for 2034. I've got to plan my wedding around it.
Beh, bitches! |
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[Dec. 21st, 2006|09:13 am] |
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I have this recurring dream where Heidi Klum keeps hitting on me. I think it's mostly to make her man jealous. Each dream it's a different man, but never Seal. Heidi Klum is a slut. I'm really not interested in her at all and have no idea why I'd have one dream about her, let alone a few. Cunt. Well, maybe I am a little flattered. At least it's better then the dreams I have when I'm driving my car off of mountains and bridges and into big holes in construction sites. |
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[Dec. 20th, 2006|12:06 am] |
Dear Santa,
For Christmas this year, I'd like your dick in a box. But if that's not possible, then maybe Justin Timberlake's dick in a box. I'd also like anal skills, a new rabbit, astroglide and maybe a new box of Cap'n Crunch. I got the invitation to your Christmas party, but I'm not coming all that way unless there's a Midori Sour fountain that I can swim in.
Thanks pal!
Sincerely,
Kim
PS- You don't have to bring that K-Fed cd I asked for. Someone else (the best person in the whole wide world next to my hot boyfriend and my boo) already got it for me. You should keep it for yourself. I heard you like pancakes. |
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[Nov. 28th, 2006|11:07 pm] |
Today my boo and I went shopping for our men for Christmas and he was driving and he turned on the AC and I got cold so I asked him "boo, are you cold because I'm hot" and what I really meant to say was "boo, are you hot because I'm cold"
ROFLMFAO!! |
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